THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THE BAND...
Height
207 feet (but around 218 if he goes upstairs)
Inside leg measurement
You'll be lucky
Favourite colour
Yes
Favourite guitarist
Me
Never happier than when...
Exploring naval bowels
WLTM
World's Least Talented Musician?
Most famous person to be told to "Piss Off!" by
Captain Mark Phillips
Major claim to fame
Could have caused a World War in 1984, but chickened out at the last moment
Inside leg measurement
Still no. Sorry. But thanks
for asking
Favourite Pig Rider song
Slimy Joe: only song where he both sucks AND blows
John Mayes
Height
12 inches (lying down)
Number of legs
Slightly more than the human average
Favourite guitarist
Glenn Campbell (no, not that one, the other one)
Preferred drugs
Allopurinol, Colchicine,
F (one better than E)
Favourite cheese
Beaufort d’Alpage
Number 6?
I am not a number
Favourite beer
Tactical Nuclear Penguin (ABV 32%)
Most famous person to be told to “Sod off!” by
John Lennon
Highest break in snooker
22
Favourite Pig Rider Song
Country Psychopath (I think that it’s the wet squelch that I like)
Colin Kitchener
Height
"I don't like your
altitude"
Favourite hat
Bowler (or batsman)
Favourite guitar
The one Nigel's playing
Favourite guitarists
Frank Zappa, Jimi Hendrix, Gary Moore, Peter Green
Favourite guitarists
still alive
Oh, are the others
all dead?
Favourite electrical store
Currys
Favourite wholesale store
Cash & Curry
Favourite food
Curries.
Favourite curry
Naan of your business,
pal
Favourite Pig Rider song
Ayleen May, and the one John is probably thinking up right now
Jim Bruce
Height
That and a bit more.
Weight
Too much
Major claim to fame
Wrote and recorded the Sylvanian Families jingle for TV commercials 2008-12
Favourite Band
Simian Mobile Disco
Years playing guitar
48 (Gulp! Is it that long?)
Favourite guitarists
Barney Kessel, Segovia, Mark Knopfler, Joe Satriani, Tommy Emmanuel, Jan Akkerman etc
Favourite Guitar
The Line 6 Variax: all his favourite guitars in one.
Favourite Chord
E major 7th with flattened 5th
Favourite Place
Oradour sur Vayres, France.
Favourite Pig Rider line
“Everybody duck, there’s a greaser coming” from 'Concert on the Coast'